You are cordially invited to:

::A PARTY WITH RULES::

SALTA has just returned from our East Coast tour and all we want to do is have a party with you in Oakland! There will be dancing. There are rules. Tyler Holmes and SALTA will DJ booty jams.

Friday April 25, 2014
9:30pm SHARP
at The Speakeasy:
604 56th Street, Oakland, CA

::THE RULES::

1. The party starts at 9:30pm. You must arrive ON TIME. Don't even consider being late !
2. NO TALKING for the first 45 minutes. Look at people, drink drinks, eat snacks, listen to music but MAKE NO SOUND !
3. NO external communication, phones, or photography !
4. ATTIRE: a secret treasure from the back of your closet that you haven't worn in a long time / ever !
5. Bring fancy FOOD or DRINK for the FREE BAR. Suggestions: mescal, prosecco, sparkling water, dark chocolate, olives !

in the words of Yackez:
"Get an Education
Shake your ASS
Get mad at the Government
It's Party Time"

Party with Rules

Party with Rules

Party with Rules

Party with Rules

Party with Rules

Party with Rules

Party with Rules

Party with Rules

Party with Rules